surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

(Source: kimagreggs, via perks-of-being-chinese)

bikinipowerbottom:

white people after listening to iggy azealia

bikinipowerbottom:

white people after listening to iggy azealia

(Source: octopussoir-, via sincerely-jessy)

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

spookytrooper:

seeing a cute boy in public like

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(Source: snoopertrooper, via sniffing)

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

(via aprinceinspace)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via aprinceinspace)

moriarteacups:

all i did this year was get more gay

(Source: godsdivisions, via sniffing)

weestark:

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

do not tempt me with such delights.

weestark:

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

do not tempt me with such delights.

(via aprinceinspace)

obsessiforge:

obsessiforge:

hold on though my brain just pictured a bisexual Pakistani Captain America and in my head she has the cutest nose guys.

See?

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(via lospaziobianco)

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

archivesofgallifrey:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

willgrahamps:

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

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because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

(Source: alexdturnerd, via the-chibster)

the-chibster:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$15

the-chibster:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$15

(Source: epic-humor)

I’m a homosexual! I’m a homosexual! I’m a homosexual! Oh my god… they were right. I’m a homo." - But I’m A Cheerleader (1999)

(Source: holmesless, via peacelovefairytales)