thescienceofjohnlock:

redridingwiththewolves:

gallifrey-feels:

jebiwonkenobi:

ellev:

Oh my GOD, Owen.

It entertains me that their organization was not even remotely secret. I imagine the locals all rolling their eyes whenever the team runs past, because it’s like when your kids are playing spy games and they’re being ‘sneaky’ and you have to pretend you can’t see them. 

Whenever something really weird happens you just wander down to the docks, position yourself in front of a hidden camera, and sigh loudly. “Oh my, I sure hope that freaky alien-looking thing doesn’t eat my family. Boy, I wish there were someone around who could take care of that for me.

And then you piss off and get lunch while they handle it, so you can avoid getting roofied. 

And then you remember this little gem

“Excuse me… Have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?”

*points*”Bloody Torchwood!”

(Source: beyondthepolice, via hannibal-ate-bluebell)

yunuen:

fake movies: avengers lady centric au (for nyssa)

Peggy is the one to get stuck in ice in and survive the century. Pepper doesn’t get rid of Extremis and becomes Rescue. Bruce Banner stays under the radar leaving Betty as the authority in gamma radiation. Jane retains some of the Aether’s powers. Thor is busy ruling Asgard, therefore Sif is the one tasked to retrieve the Tesseract. Director Fury rounds them all up along with Black Widow for his Avengers Initiative and, Barton being compromised, Maria Hill steps up as the marksman of the team. 

tldr; the ladies save the world instead

(via waltzy)

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

(via hannibal-ate-bluebell)

karkalicious-carcinogeneticist:

x-lilou-chan-x:

askfordoodles:

teamdauntlesstribute:

disneytasthic:

princesshollyofthesouthernisles:

unf-hans:

thisdisneyday:

Handsome princes indeed.

SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HANS AND KRISTOFF

image

Prince CHarming’s face is the only one that looks normal.

TARZAN’S HEAD IS ALMOST COMPLETELY DETACHED FROM HIS BODY

DIDNEY WORL

Didn’t you forget someone~? imageimage

OH MY GOD STOP

(via hannibal-ate-bluebell)

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day that Marty McFly goes to the future!

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day that Marty McFly goes to the future!

(via hannibal-ate-bluebell)

showtunesrockmysocks:

2manyfandomsnotenoughfeels:

people-should-all-be-onions:

thank-you-kidrauhl:

please excuse me while I cry

bLOODY HELL

Oh..my heart!

also they like send each other christmas cards every year how adorable is that

showtunesrockmysocks:

2manyfandomsnotenoughfeels:

people-should-all-be-onions:

thank-you-kidrauhl:

please excuse me while I cry

bLOODY HELL

Oh..my heart!

also they like send each other christmas cards every year how adorable is that

(via hannibal-ate-bluebell)

seducemymindyouidiot:

Bitchy Sherlock is my favorite Sherlock.

(Source: rosetylear, via hannibal-ate-bluebell)

keystonestate-dudecore:

how-we-both-wondrously-perish:

221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

I can’t reblog this enough omg

(via aprinceinspace)

rivendellqueen:

godsmangina:

godsmangina:

The thrilling saga

I DIDNT ACTUALLY THINK THIS WOULD GET NOTES GOD DAMMIT THIS IS A HUGE MISTAKE

I thought this was Dylan Sprouse

(via aprinceinspace)

Domestic queers: bringing the homo home

(Source: femmeanddangerous, via aprinceinspace)

dreamberks:

When you log in and your dash has untagged spoilers

sprinklesobourbon:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

basically how i imagine a magic world au

sprinklesobourbon:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

basically how i imagine a magic world au

(Source: atomicgardens, via aprinceinspace)